Day 761. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. I must try this at the top of the stairs.
Archive for March, 2010
My Neighbor’s cat
Thursday, March 4th, 2010Benjamin Franklin
Thursday, March 4th, 2010The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
H.L. Mencken
Thursday, March 4th, 2010Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Earl Weaver
Thursday, March 4th, 2010You can’t sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You’ve got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That’s why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
Casey Stengel
Thursday, March 4th, 2010Never make predictions, especially about the future.
Captain Kirk
Thursday, March 4th, 2010Beam me up Scotty. The Borg has just started tweeting!