Archive for March, 2010

My Neighbor’s cat

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Day 761. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded.  I must try this at the top of the stairs.

Benjamin Franklin

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

H.L. Mencken

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.

Earl Weaver

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

You can’t sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You’ve got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That’s why baseball is the greatest game of them all.

Casey Stengel

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Captain Kirk

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Beam me up Scotty. The Borg has just started tweeting!