My Neighbor’s cat

March 4th, 2010

Day 761. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded.  I must try this at the top of the stairs.

Benjamin Franklin

March 4th, 2010

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

H.L. Mencken

March 4th, 2010

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.

Earl Weaver

March 4th, 2010

You can’t sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You’ve got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That’s why baseball is the greatest game of them all.

Casey Stengel

March 4th, 2010

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Captain Kirk

March 4th, 2010

Beam me up Scotty. The Borg has just started tweeting!

twitter from the past!

November 14th, 2009

Twitter has been around for only a few years so here’s your chance to post tweets that famous personalities never had a chance to. We are developing areas here for the serious minded and some just to have fun with. So think a bit and hit us with your comments.